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There's candy right here. Why don't we eat this instead of stealing.
- Nurse! - Nurse! Nurse!
We've got no legal recourse against Mr. Burns' slant-drilling operation.
Perhaps I could sell him a little oil.
what about you?
An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of...
I see.
I feel like celebrating.
I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain.
And now I spend my days drinking cheap Scotch and watching Comedy Central.
I won't suffer your insubordination.
I'll get even with whoever did this to you, boy. I swear it.
Once, when I was sailing around the Arctic...
I'm detecting over 20 different toxins in the air.
...my things and my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
"Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie." Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.
I’ll do no
...but I wish you'd reconsider. This isn't a rival company...