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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
the Biology Club...
and a booklet of JetBlue vouchers.
♪ All is merry and bright ♪
And until the mall can find a replacement,
in the woods for Christmas decorations?
'Cause I just thought of something
♪ Hark now, hear the angels sing ♪
You can't even get porn
Oh, God, he took off his suspenders
and profane horror show I have ever seen.
but I have to admit, for once, Glee Club,
(gasps)
(all whooping) Sam, Tina.
We all decided that the only girl
Anyways, happy holidays.
to be treated for some sort of sex addiction.
Do you think you can help us out?
You know what?
I'm super horny, so you better give me some tongue!
(singing indistinctly)
CODY: Ladies, join us for a toast.
of bulletproof glass.
(sighs)
Let's go already! You guys suck eggs!
It's over, it's all over.
(giggling)
I am gonna be the best Jewish elf ever.
We were sorry you didn't, you know,
♪ Is worth the pain of waiting, we'll only ♪
Okay, fellas, take it away.
(humming continues)
gets to play the Virgin Mary.
♪ Have a happy holiday ♪
- What species? - BOTH: Douglas fir!
(cheering)
We're gonna get pine cones, L.E.D. lights.
Anyhoo, I'm just thrilled to be able
Or the year before that.
♪ But I'll always love you ♪ ♪ Love child ♪
We were in, um, high school glee club together.
Ho ho ho.
to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits,
♪ You will get a sentimental feeling ♪
Not with her there, it's too soon.
Merry Christmas! (laughs)
KITTY: Wait, Marley, why aren't you dressed as the Virgin Mary?
(P.A. goes silent)
because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus.
Losers.
I feel like you guys.
(groans) Santana, I feel like such a fool.
you haven't totally screwed everything up.
Lady elves.
was when I was roofied at Lilith Fair.
and he was a little hard to get out of bed.
Oh, my God, we are begging you!
I hereby deputize each of you
("Away in a Manger" begins with a cappella humming)
♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus ♪
♪ I started my life ♪
You look a little Jewish, right?
Kurt and I first,
♪ And love me, I pray ♪
the manger is yours.