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Hmm.
If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group.
Call me a fish tank...
that renders old people tolerable to us normals?
Walther, when a man puts something on a Frisbee,
Homer, I told you he wouldn't sleep through it.
It's okay, Grampa... you don't have to act grumpy.
More saline, please.
of lubricating the eye sockets to the point of popping.
Nice.
There are no guarantees in life.
Oh, my God.
Great idea, but I don't have any money.
until the circus comes to town.
No problem.
What are the odds of that much time happening?
I smell music.
He's casting a pall over this grim dungeon full of losers.
Aha!
And there's something else it might be good for.
then every goldang...
Let me finish: thanks to your wonderful, wonderful drug.
Fine.
Your kisses feel like raw liver.
I'm sorry I was so stubborn.
That's the deal, man!
will bail out our "won't-try" every time.