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Put this in your mouth, we walk past them, you stumble a bit.
Trust me, this was their card.
Wow, you're just gonna make me come out and say it, aren't you?
I'll just go look for it.
...and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called.
- The Wolowitz Coefficient? - Neediness times dress-size squared.
I’ll have a Brandy Alexander I’ll have a Brandy Alexander
...or pick out his career without knowing his aptitude...
There’s a whole sport built around it. Falconry!
What about the ones in the corner?
Fine.
Okay, you've got my number. Now give me the picture.
Oh, hey, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
Okay, I'm stumped.
Oh, you're right. It's Anything Can Happen Thursday.
Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's business over there?
...courtesy of 99-cent margaritas and two-for-one Jell-O shots.
You can modify it to calculate our chances of having sex...
Um, you know, it's kind of early.
Wait. So we just go over there?
I never joke about math or sex.
He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.
Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some emotional turmoil...