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I thanked him for the flowers.
Just read me some numbers
♪ Can't... ♪
Did you see me on Steve Allen?
Joel Maisel, strikes a hard bargain.
Yes, a doctor.
Here in the city. Warm-up gig before the tour.
So I had to come to you.
Oh, there you are.
♪ But, darling, there is something ♪
I promise I will never do that again.
I know. I just thought you'd call.
to the development of a well-adjusted member
- so if you can beat that, the pot's yours.
Right on that stage. Milton Berle, been here twice.
All right, now he's kissing her some more,
♪ Go to jail ♪
and pictures with the troops. Yes?
And we bought it from the sweetest old lady.
Uh, Gleason minus George
- Everyone's already seen it. - Then wear the one you came in.
Are you kidding me?
What I am to this business?
That's all for me today.
of what the steak looked like before it was cooked.
You had sex with my sister?
Hey, would you mind blowing my brains out?
- so it ain't gonna happen. - But it's tradition.
emotionally-retarded eunuchs to draw symbols on a chalkboard.
I think I could take it now.
Okay. Be back as soon as I can.
My absolute dream home.
Plus, you get benefits up the ass.
Uh... Oh, right,
Yeah, let's go.
That's for cab fare, train fare, candy bars,
Oh, oh, oh, here's one,
Oh, please. Please.
Whoa! Here's another one. Poor thing.
You misspoke, though.
Zelda makes $30 a week.
I'm tired of hearing my husband of 31 years
What do you mean they're not coming?
Ethan. Not the floor.
I was gonna drop them off on Wednesday.
Really?
- just rife with syphilis. - Do you mean Jack Kerouac?
Look, my apartment is $40 a month,
A weird ask. Something in your contract
so then we must be very careful
to help you with something.
♪ My baby's sweet from bottom to the top... ♪
- Strong young man like yourself. - I'm not that young.
No one ever mentioned a canteen dance.
I always liked this space. What's it gonna be?
A photo in the jeep will be fine.
♪ Praise the Lord ♪
Get out of my apartment.
- Where are you? - At a USO show.
That's why they're in the Army.
Well, why is someone who is not your husband
- Hey, where'd you go? - Jesus. No, it's not...
You the new tenants?
You shouldn't come through this door again.
You know, a long time ago, this was a club. A magic club.
Oh, I see this grip comes standard issue.
- Nope. - Did I do something wrong?
Quick, I need a pencil.
I didn't want you to feel stiffed.
on my one leather chair.
I never did see one stag film
if I do say so myself. I, uh...
♪ And heaven was in your eyes... ♪
♪ In Berkeley Square ♪
When did I become this selfish,
maybe he'll be postmaster general someday.
I will.
and she wouldn't be turning to prostitution
I just noticed...
So give a nice Army welcome for Mrs. Maisel!
♪ Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak ♪
Oh, he'll probably smother her with it,
- Wrong. - What do you mean wrong?
I think you still made your point, though.
to grab any open space.
You're scared to wear it.
Family Circle or Harper's Bazaar.
This is the big leagues, kid.
And in case you're wondering, that's less.
What does that mean?
I'm sorry, Abe.
I don't give a flying merde.
♪ Somewhere in this town ♪