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and some wildlife.
- Stay mad. - It's her patriotic duty.
We are both total idiots today.
♪ 'Cause you're here smiling at me ♪
Well, happy fucking birthday, Abe.
I need that contract.
Smells great. Feels great. It looks great.
Now I hope that you're ready to laugh because next up
and she wants me to do that for her.
I can't tell if I'm a genius or an idiot.
- Is there a difference? - Yes, prostitutes get paid more.
Thank you. Thank you.
Did you want me to call?
Well, I want to know what's wrong with appealing
Hey. You still looking for a club, right?
- Your manager? No shit? - Never speak again.
We'll need a couple of crowbars,
See, the argument is a child will ape
There's something I need to tell you.
Direct support.
to buy me birthday presents.
- Is that what you're implying? - No.
Can I smile, wave instead of wave, smile?
♪ All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail ♪
I almost smacked him.
Everyone who?
That doesn't make sense.
- Who's Bringle? - He opened for Fring.
Jackie?
Uh, still has a stage and a bar,
♪ I'm scared to close my eyes ♪
I asked you to be my manager.
Well, what do you think?
My brother toyed with joining the Army.
Yes! Yes. Yes.
- You mean 1330. - 1:30 is fine.
We've seen a lot of shitholes.
When did I become a man who has a maid?
Merry Christmas, fellas.
Of course you hated piano... Didn't come with a costume.
♪ I used to know ♪
I had to walk down stairs. I had to
Right, so I exit the stage.
♪ Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak ♪
Unless you're Imogene, who will try and stop me.
Do you understand
Thanks, Mitchell. Good luck invading Cuba.
How a daughter of mine developed absolutely no intellectual
I can't deal with you now. I have enough to worry about.
- nobody will look at you. - Maisel.
Yeah.
Do you know one other professor who lives the way we do?
- It's rent-controlled. - Not about that.
- He's a comedian. - Oh, God.
Ah, well.
I'm getting the place ready for my sublet.
Now, if I'm dressing,
Ethan, not the furniture!
♪ From under my breath ♪
on The Steve Allen Show?
I know you're relieved.
Buddy, it's fine.
Look, I've yet to win a clothing argument,
It's me.
Oh!
We'll see you tonight at 1900 hours.
Oh, wait, sorry.
- Whew. - Good job today.
who needs five bedrooms?
That situation has nothing to do with you.
Oh. We need a bugler. I just thought I'd ask.
-You know what I'm doing at night. -If you hadn't met me,
You need rules.
because I don't want my kids to kill Christ when he comes back.