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We really need to focus on your speech.
Yeah, funny thing. I think the machine's on the fritz.
You leave this man alone, okay?
Folks, I am an Ameri-can
- It's so nice. - Thank you.
I mean, not really. It's just to lighten up the moment a little bit.
- Yeah. Yeah. - But I do need to consult my wife.
- Which part? - All of it.
Welcome to the real DC, boys.
- Okay. - It's not even bullshit.
- Excuse me? - What?
What do you think of Tom James?
but what about Culverson?
She doesn't have time to replace you.
And that goes double for fondling Jonah.
Go get Pierce for me, okay, Ben?
Hey, human emotion, you can't rush it.
- we'd have once a week. - Oh, snarky.
I appreciate you coming by, yeah.
- I don't know what that means. - Toast!
I cannot take Karen anymore.
So you're back in the game, huh?
I said, "How about I sign your arm?"
And my Bible. Although she is my Bible, so that's two Bibles.
Madam President, I...
Mike, get Maddox. Find his team.
Sir, everything I have done, everything...
- Please. Can't wait. - It's hilarious. Tell him.
but only after you're done making yourself look bad.
Just don't make me look too bad in this one, all right?
And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek,
You need to go straighten up my room.
It's not a precise science, Amy.
What do I think of him? I think there's a lot to think.
It was a joint decision made by the president,
without having the Coast Guard
It's so easy. It's like, "I love you, Mom.
- Sure. Thank you. - Thank you.
No, you're not!
Have you been watching this? This is a fascinating show.
Yeah, okay.
I haven't been carded for years. Like, three years.
Where are you? I need you to go
Apparently he's vomiting black bile.