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I don't think I can make it to a cab.
You're just seeing that now?
How about Lisa down the hall?
I am not!
he had the body of a sportscaster.
All right.
Hey! I sold a bracelet on a Web site.
Was I dreaming, or did you tell me
Well, I'm glad this means so much to you.
She's not gonna call.
the bursting of each other's balls.
Just a hearty Tuscan white bean soup and crusty peasant bread.
Or until Oscar passes out.
You didn't let me win.
and I got to defend myself.
- Here you go. - Ooh. Hold on here. Just, uh...
You ready?
I'm available!
I was trying to be thoughtful.
for every boy that was limber and laughed at.
You're quite a bunter.
Ow! Oh! Oh, my neck! Aah! Aah!
Yeah, he's so handsome and rich,
Sure.
Oh, hey, Emily...
And he thinks you're hilarious.
always conflicted with the fall musical.
It's called "lanugo""
No offense. I'm just bursting your balls.
- Cello. - Cello.
All right, you can play.
To give women a parting gift after sex?
- What happened? - Oh, neck spasm!
- You could have just told her the truth. - Yeah.
God, that was exhilarating.
Who are we gonna get? The game starts in 20 minutes.
Are you single?
Uh, two pairs, that'll be... $200.
That doesn't sound like you.
The camaraderie,
Better go.