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I'll rent a limo! I'll buy you a corsage!
Just ask Coach Flanagan. And ask Mr. Seckofsky and Barney Gumble!
I met this girl, Marge, and I wanna force her to like me.
-We've an opening on the debate team. -Arguing?
Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!
I'll take that as a compliment. Will you go out with me? Say oui.
You may not remember me. I mooned for rebuttal.
Bart! You may be telling this one day if something breaks.
...a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter.
Couldn’t we just use rouge for this? Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.
Wait a second, is that a bong? You have asthma? All right, move along.
-So? -And I tutor part-time.
-I didn't think it'd burn so fast. -It's the paper.
Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you...
Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke.
Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl!
Boy, you don't gain a pound.
Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
Lost a few. There's plenty more where that came from.
Here's a brainless scene.
I reached step one. She knew I existed. The problem was, she didn't care.