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Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!
His career is ruined. And I was afraid he might commit
and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 news.
"To: Online Christian Soldiers.
I go to the floss store and they're like, "Whoa, there he is again. "
MOUP
Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation
"dingle-dangle," "Boston marriage,"
We win by forfeit. The sweetest win there is.
Liberals hate families.
which are then funneled through the FCC straight to the Republican party.
- Dad! - Fine, cone.
Can 15 strippers run their own airline?
Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?
I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad.
That makes us friends, right?
-You want to stick it to these whiteys? - Hey, I'm down with OPP...
Uh, I'll Etch-A-Sketch it for you.
Our cheetah buddy from the last time we were in Africa.
I'm going to glue my mouth shut with butterscotch.
That's what you get for, uh, I don't know, messing with my wife. And it goes on.
Liberals...
Uh, hey, look, it's the airport bus. You should get on it.