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Are you talking about Coca-Cola?
We're joined live now by the newest member of the 112th Congress,
And don't forget I've known you for 20 years.
he'll have to swear an oath to protect and defend the Constitution.
It was 18,000 every day.
which seems likely since Utah hasn't sent a Democrat to the Senate in 40 years,
that I gave the wrong answer at a town hall meeting.
organized the SDS, it was specifically to end the Vietnam War.
I didn't know that I was in love with you until--
Anything more than a pack of gum, and I have to go to Congress for permission.
Reese, get the fuck out.
Start breathing from your abdomen.
which is the same thing I think of them,
that they provide to the American people
- Uh-oh. - Let's see who we have tonight.
Why is this happening?!
Shahzad was trained in Pakistan, but he wasn't connected to a terror network.
on his campaign in Florida. That's the most ever on a gubernatorial race.
I engineered a situation wherein an executive producer
How much did you have to do with writing that opening tonight?
- How is it? - Better.
Does a private restaurant in Kentucky
Maggie. Ohio 12. Red.
I've got a really good job, Charlie.
Congressman, you have a consistent voting record
out over the green, drops it in the cup for a hole in one.
to successfully inform and educate the American electorate.
Is President Obama a socialist?
She's a Democrat. She gives money.
are being drowned out by lobbyists and special interests.
I'm just gonna...
and make the final decision on everything seen
I shouted, Now. I'm Burgess Meredith.
Now, the congressmen that will be replacing them
And that's the kind of thing that would ordinarily scare Will straight.
We'll be the champion of facts
and Sheryl Bell, a registered nurse.
If you're just joining us, the Republican Party
I could have done the show you guys want to do.
In the infancy of mass communications,
to President George W. Bush,
- That was obviously sarcastic. - It wasn't.
- Is that possible? - Of course it is.
It gives the government permission to pay back the money we already borrowed.
You got three choices.
The Tea Party is being radicalized
- For the center. - Are you fucking out of your mind?
I will make every effort to expose you
You two both attended the Texas Defending the American Dream Summit
over the July 4th weekend?
at the moment it comes across our wire.
He lost his primary to a dentist
- Excuse me. - Yeah.
From the collapse of the financial system
Chief of Surgery. That would make her a brain surgeon.
We've got 12 minutes before the next round of polls close.
That won't be an issue, sir.
Literally a brain surgeon.
We've got some happy people here behind me.
I think you've got the boy coming around.
And that takes us to last night.
You're dressed much too nicely to work here.
And you guys just set me up to look like an asshole
That sounds a little high to be believed.
I am in there doing everything I can to get Mac to get him
What is someone supposed to do with a bleeding Mexican?
Unless he gets tired, which happens sometimes because he's old.
- We did the news. - For the left.
Stand by, roll-in, stand by, SOT 1.
testifying before Congress on March 24, 2004.
I'm sorry, guys. I just can't hear you.
I have to cover Natalee Holloway.
than a well-informed electorate.
with a unique ability to bring out the very best in an anchor
And he's driving a different car than Mac.
You know, I don't know what's happening right now.
The Pentagon's a really big building. You can't levitate it.
goes back to its planet.
and he is gonna lay off.
We'll be back after this with the news.
Isn't he the one who wants to bust the unions? Am I mixing him up?