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private company in the country. Bigger than Coca-Cola.
In the last six months, they've bankrolled Tea Party candidates
We lost David and Charles.
I want to know. Are you in or are you out?
- I'm gonna pass out. - It feels like it, but you won't.
Name me the freedoms that you had the day before
You don't make money for stockholders,
Where are you right now?
She never watched the old show.
but News Night is quitting that business right now.
Where does your funding come from?
18,000. Nod if you copy.
Balance is irrelevant to me.
Get back here. Get back here.
Will you be voting to raise the debt ceiling?
Thank you.
I have business before this Congress, Charlie.
and a baseball card of his opponent.
- But you can do something about it. - Yes.
He got marching orders to get the numbers up at 10:00.
He is inviting you to become a star.
He gave back the gains he made after Northwestern.
- I got a staff e-mail from you. - Me too.
All right, precincts are closing in Kentucky and Indiana.
And we're clear.
That was inappropriate and insubordinate,
Are you still there?
Will, the brand-new governor of Wisconsin just said,
No, they're not in my pocket.
Americans liked that moment.
That's a death sentence.
Call this SS-101.
Mackenzie would cook me and eat me.
and get over it.
to better understand why the tragedy of 9/11 happened
- Will. - Yes, ma'am?
Follow my finger.
There's a retreat in Telluride my mother and I
Obesity, breast cancer, hurricanes,
- Get there. - Oh!
- Hello. - Whatever!
Jesus steps up to the tee and hooks the ball into the trees.
hyperbole, and nonsense.
- Of course. - Okay.
when the circus comes to town. They're overmatched.
And for that reason only, she may want to sleep with you.
anchored through history by honest-to-God newsmen
is exceeded only by Warren Buffett and Bill Gates,
- So do I. - All right.
You know, our Founding Fathers,
What in God's name has happened
- He passed it around. - I'd have loved to have been part of that.
Godspeed and God bless America.
We're gonna need to PRE-PRO that map graphic.
Hey, you want to give me a break?
How many viewers did he lose that night?
- I'm Danielle. - That's a beautiful name!
Ahem.
that Will had some kind of epiphany about the Tea Party?
Plus, his salary is tied to ratings.
That was my best Burgess Meredith.
You wouldn't think that was possible.
among gay couples is now lower than it is among heterosexual couples.
was alerted to the smoking car by a photograph vendor named Aliou Niasse,
- Really? - Yeah.
The apology was a Monday. The following Saturday
Rain pours down and a stream rises among the trees.
I apologize, ma'am. Happy birthday.
Let me also say I'm not the one
Thank you for your service to your country, sir.
have got to stop taking my Xanax.
They weren't in the medicine cabinet.