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Gah! Quit judging me, Dad.
If you don't calm down, this is gonna be a long forever.
Ah!
Shut up! Silenzio!
Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off.
Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools.
That good, huh?
Welcome, Your Highnesses.
[snores]
It's getting late, boys. We'd better stay here.
Now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.
Well, I like war, but I wouldn't say I love it.
[gnomes yelling]
Hey, he's making fun of my dreams.
You've had your fun. Now it's time to get married.
The last guy we hanged died of old age.
But you look like sweet kids. You ever heard of the Wishmaster?
[stammers] My new King-and-Queen-in-laws.
Hey.
All I've ever eaten is candy.
You look great, though. Nice to meet you. They call me Luci.
Moving down, sugar columns seem structurally sound.
Duh...
♪ Our minds are blank But our hearts are free ♪
Only drinking buddies.
[elves gasp]
I know. I was there.
Okay, so if we get three wishes,
Run, Elfo! Run far away!
How do I look? Spiffy, right?
This is serious. You'll be hanged from the Gumdrop Tree.
[gasps] Ugh! She did it again.
- and everyone freaks out. - [Kissy] Mmm-hmm.
[organ music playing]