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People think that cats are standoffish,
and I thought -- "Write a new story, Dede."
My son Tim here developed a finance app
Oh, there you are!
and the words, "Is this her?"
The university boasts many noted graduates --
Nerd!
No, I can't, because if it's her,
Well, Dad's not leaving until they award him CNN Hero
for bringing the wine fridge,
Any chance you served an Ana?
Oh, God.
Oh, just burning off some nervous energy.
-Okay. -Oh, well,
Ohh, it licked my face! Why would you do this?
Oh, my gosh. I can't see.
Sit down, sit down. You're causing a scene.
Follow me.
It's very embarrassing.
Why didn't you smack her down last night?
Works good in the office,
I just know the woman's name.
"You danced beautifully, Lily!" But did she?
My son Lucas here is a recognized amateur trampolinist.
Look at how fast you learned magic.
Yeah.
- What a ditz.
The reason we were late was because of that damn
There are no small trampolines, only --
I just can't get over how young you look.
I'll take half your fish.
of someone you saw in the dark.
I think I'm gonna take a walk, get a little fresh air.