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This kindness, I don't trust it.
Oh, my gosh. It's her.
Wow. How about that?
Luke knows I'd never be disappointed in him.
Father O'GodHe'sHot.
that I see, like, real joy on his face.
I forgot I did that one!
How funny would it be if I said no?
Through all the changes in my life, there was always us.
Yes, and where are you sitting, Mom?
-Yeah. -Excuse me.
He's leaving me for the first time in his life.
when he opens what Esquire Magazine called
Stop acting like I'm someone I'm not!
-Eh. -Wow.
I have no idea!
30 years ago, I didn't do your Aunt Becky's closets for free.
I've lived here, I've lived there.
keep them on their toes.
We didn't behave well when we were married,
The real reason why I got into studying earthquakes
Get out. Get out!
I know.
-Oh, excuse me. -No, I-I got it.
And you're not coming to this stupid party.
High Pockets.
I would have cussed her out last night,
That's not really a sign of a quick learner.
I just wanted to have fun with you. Geez!
I guess that would explain the ornithology interest, too, huh?
I'm the father you and your giant iPad
Besides, I was the one who broke a heel
I never should have agreed to.
Can I at least take a picture with you
Dad!
I got a home movie of you pulling an impossibly long chain
It's a wine fridge -- 36 bottles, stainless steel,
I found it in the trunk of a car I bought.
A series of bells fed into an ingenious instrument
Hunger, yeah. Definitely.
The point is, Gretchen got a full ride
dual temp zones for your whites, your reds.
Yeah, I can't give you free stuff.
For him or for you?
-Oh... -She pushed me.
and where were they when we were growing up?
You're a maniac,
The blonde over there in the cute jacket and fab shoes.
and try and keep them apart as much as possible?