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Where is he?
- Grandma, it's me. - Look who's here.
One of my patients committed suicide because I wasn't available to her.
- ...then the video equipment. - When are you getting back to therapy?
Me: bites burger all ingridients on the other side
You're the man.
Break a few windows, think they're Johnny Badass.
Do I got your word?
Analyze This?
She's gone. She's in the ground because of you.
- I almost lit a cigarette and died! - I apologized!
"You fucking schifosa."
I've been gone a long time. Let me hear it.
It's a big opera brought on by repressed rage. It's bullshit.
My old therapist worked out of his home.
There He Is Off The Reservation Cock Sucker
She's a strega. She's the devil.
What sort of business?
Thanks, Paulie. I mean that.
The exam is in two parts, each part is three hours long...
- How was the guest bed, sleep okay? - Great.
- How you doing, Jan? - Good.
Social media managers: You're supposed to be pushing Israel and Palestine
Why? It's got a 3 million float, the competition's robust and their...
Keep it down! You'll scare the neighbors!
She were here, I'd bounce her head against the wall!
I'm in a fucking tan nightmare.
- You seem good. Mood-wise. - Yeah, things are very good nowadays.
You fucking whore!
When your first post covid tinder date catfishes you and drinks slow as a mf
- I am sure there's an explanation. - Oh, there is. There is.
It was a broad, Tony. It was complicated.
You know, Webistics would be perfect for your portfolio.
She's dead to me.
One thing led to another.
There you go, you big mouth fuck! Fuck!
If your last name starts with A through L, you should be next door.
It's all over. Safe to go home now.
If we cold-call enough seniors, pump and dump.