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When I first enlisted...
[Weeping] Like a bid old stuffed teddy bear.
No. But they took everything else.
[Bill mumbling]
It's got too much muscle for your skinny little old puny old arms of yours, man.
Okay. I have two scoops of ice cream, low-fat, not that I need it...
You guys go out the escape hatch...
[helicopter whirring]
But they will throw him in the stockade for the rest of his life.
Is that something to worry about?
translated the manual, memorized it, and eaten it?
-I'm so sorry. 10.3. -What?
I'll flash the high beams so they know we're all in here.
[Weeping] Like A Big Old Stuffed Teddy Bear.
Well, how's six to eight seconds?
We'll be safe from the shells under the branches and leaves.
Imagine if our boys went into battle with hair in their eyes.
[exclaims] That is gross.
-What did you say? -lgnoranus! It means ""stupid,"" you moron!
where's this top-secret fishing rod of yours?
This baby's so huge...
I'm also gonna need you to keep Saturday night open...
They won't let me play.
All right. We need some tunes.
three medium-sized pecan bits...
But now that we know it's the government's fault...
(Dale) Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me.
What the....