HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You two have demons you're trying to compensate for.
People need to know pushers are being hired
I stab you!
The truth is a very small percentage of people
or better yet, buy them in bulk.
You what?
I don't know if you're listening,
You didn't build a mobile game. You built an addiction machine!
Here is a fact...
There's a new Terrance and Phillip mobile game,
I can get addicted to everything so I can't enjoy anything?
use lots of flashing "cha-chings" and compliments
Canada is back to being
Stan, just because I make a good living with my music
I am not chugging beer.
Dad's always had a gambling problem.
Hey, we know the game's not great.
He sits at that slot machine and mindlessly drains money away
Why wouldn't you download it and just try it out?
This is a sad day for Denver And therefore the world
Where is the roof on this thing?
It's what everyone is doing. Freemium games are what's now.
Oh, it's tewiffic!
You’ve infected him
You need to realize that you have something in your brain
80% of alcohol sales are paid for by alcoholics.
What are "Canadian coins"?
You paid pushers
All the little sounds and lights are calculated
You've got to get down on your knees
they need dopamine so that they want to consume and reproduce.
the billions of dollars we are making
Your checks, of course,