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I didn't think I spent that much.
I don't do that.
Now the souls of all Canadians belong to me!
# Gonna leave my woes behind #
How do you get people addicted to crack?
If the game was too fun,
And that's just nature, right?
It's like a curse.
I'm pretty sure they can hear us, too.
without our approval?
but if you pay for incentives, you're rewarded.
Enough, Beelzaboot.
You betcha, pal.
Yeah, come on over. C-Check this out.
This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world
...and make the game about waiting,
It's a figure of speech with crippled people.
I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers
You know, it's not fucking rocket science, this stuff.
You've seen through the charade,
Ass. Drink. Ass.
Who is this guy?!
You! Drink! Vegas! Fun! Pussy!
Then I made my first in-app purchase.
Hey, buddy! Come on, guy!
There's nothing wrong with promoting a mobile game.
Who do you think you are?
It's just, like, something to kill some time.
Hey, buddy, where'd you go? Don't you want more Canadough?
but this is a lot like his Grampa.
I tweeted it. It's trending.
to make money off addicts."
I'm having six.
as we try to figure out who to root for.
"Freemium"... the "mium" is Latin for "not really."
and you're kind of screwed up for life.