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- What do you think? - Tomorrow is today?
Titus and I have a Sears.
Your mother is what I call your father's credit card.
I set up a system of mirrors so I could see the TV from the toilet, okay?
They don't tell him to poop in a cup up to a line
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(KIMMY) Titus, you still there?
that you need night vision goggles...
That's gonna be, uh...
would bring me respect.
Under the lights, she looks like a glow-in-the-dark Happy Meal toy.
Yeah, we could do a show about you.
So I'm hoping that the tone of my voice
You look perfect...
Real good.
It's a legitimate form of entertain-apy that started while you were in the bunker.
and laugh at keys
You think me and Brandon having a baby is crazy?
(AUDIENCE) Aww.
and not just 'cause I can't read Portuguese.
I am a person who deserves respect.
Mikey knock you up?
Oh, I get it.
I did everything you said.
but it'd still be a little Titus.
A drug trial?
(GASPS) Who sent you?
Are you trying to help me,
but now that you've confronted your greatest nemesis, Kimmy,
(CHUCKLES)
(HAUGHTILY) Her vital signs are very good.
I can't get anybody to notice.
Ah, what seems to be troubling you?
ever since I caught it at a Backstreet Boys concert.
So you put your arm around her
out of hunger this time
(CRYING)
I know that was very difficult for you,
(GASPS) Pizza Rat!
(SHIVERING)
Donaldson's Night Vision Goggles:
You know what? I tried.
some big fight on my stage,
And how's Brandon?
unless it's a glistening panther emerging from an infinity pool.
I just want to lie in bed and watch Titanic and cry.
Lookit. Can I at least shave my head?
So do you think I'm dressed okay?
Oh, so my brain's a computer,
in addition to the obvious bloating and shoulder loss.
'cause she went to college in a dream.
Oh, Mole Two is back.
We're being careful.
I thought you were a good doctor.