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Why can't you just support me?
- (AUDIENCE) Ooh! - (MAN) Oh, snap!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
and she's all, You're so grown up.
got me to flip my mattress.
that's what she said...
Thomas, the audience has spoken.
for a bus ride to Atlantic City on Christmas.
And you're like, Baby, your neck is so thin and bumpless,
And not just on the toilet pumpkin.
I said overness and done-itude.
Oh, I'm not a mom type.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I think today is the first time I've ever gotten advice about girls.
Nope, not interested.
Okay, hang on right there.
I don't let other people tell me how I feel.
Right.
until they started throwing down sandwiches.
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And then they turn on you for no reason,
and my name stands for something cool,
(APPLAUSE)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
I'll have you know
the person.
His friends call him William.
(GASPS) To this day,
Women like a little effort but not too much.
but in a bad way.
What are you working with here, a Sears?
They were my friends.
You better stay away from my sides.
I didn't say that, and I certainly don't want
Guess what, Kimmy. Gay guys can have babies.
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
Dang it.
Wow, family...
Well, Dr. Dave is a miracle worker.
with Brandon.
(SIGHS)
The plural is Titi.
I'm in therapy!
Yes, but they're mostly about Tyrese.
(DAVE) Oh. Oh.
- In more ways than one. - (EXHALES)
You know, the last time my dad
I ate my friends.
Young man, you come back here