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In three hours, they've participated in every inane B & B group activity known.
- Unless you don't like nuts. - As if those people exist.
It was fun, you know, but just a little too...
What?
Hopefully, they will all have chatted it out of their systems before we get home.
There's not been one moment she hasn't been right there.
You're folding it wrong.
No, they've got class out the wazoo.
- Breathe. - I'm a failure.
Let me catch my breath here.
I will.
I'm not on the market. I'm definitely off the market.
It's our cover if we get caught.
- Like a ton of flowers. - Plethora of flowers.
We had a nice chat. It's all gonna be different now.
You do realize your college kid jargon...
Okay, so if we continue on the way we've been going...
I think I'm gonna like college.
I'll just get them down the stairs for you.
- A taste would not be bad. - Maybe just a quick taste.
Herman Munster. Now I'm impressed.
- I don't know. - Bounce tennis balls off of Sammy?
I'll take it down in the morning. No, I'll take it down now. We're closing early.
Okay, you're right.
Yes, but I talked to Serendipity on the phone last night.
- Did you see me? - Yes.
- Serial murderer. - I'll sleep with a gat strapped to my ankle.
- This is our life that you just tossed off. - I didn't just toss off anything.
What we're talking about is Seneca's choosing the better...
- Tough. - Okay, fine. Forget it.
These people will have roommates or have graduated by then.
You're such a worrywart. Get in character.
- How often are you gonna visit? - I don't know. Every other day.
We got Sheff next.
- It looks just like the pictures. - It's beautiful.
a barely coherent Nico doing Doors songs in 1974...
- Oh, God. You scared me. - Come on, tell me.
What kind of books do you publish?
- Who are you calling? - Sookie.
Hello, strangers.
'It's the oldest library in the US, and the largest academic library in the world. '
- There's something there. - Boston, Newton, Needham.
'Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. '
I don't think Harvard would nickel-and-dime people like that.
Yes, country music. Must be my lucky day.
Maybe.
- What are we doing here? - We are beholding your future.
- with a scheduled visit and guide. - I told her about the guide.
I've been so busy lately, I actually forgot about it.