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(breaking wind)
♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA
I can give you zero dollars,
I may be able to help you, Steven.
You get one of these, toss it, keep the papers, side-sell 'em.
I realize... we're not.
isn't this a little, you know, unethical?
You are my husband, but you're not... this.
I've created the perfect husband!
Do this job like a bitch,
draw our life energy from human honesty.
(clicks radio off)
That wicked woman! Do you know she asked me
It's just a lame-ass puzzle metaphor.
Wow.
You really don't remember a thing?
And I'm gonna show you off.
(gasps) Oh, I hope no one was injured
Which of ye be ripe and ready?
(sobbing, baby crying)
What?! Man, we been in the futon game since '95, dude.
WOMAN: The new Stan is...
It's a wedding, man.