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But then your father showed his true colors.
and didn't even know it?
What bills?
Here's a simple trick to help you remember.
(SOBBING)
Mr. Simpson, do you think it's appropriate
In the summertime when the weather is high
Ew! I kissed that sad weird kid!
Homer, when you nurse a hurt for 30 years,
There goes a clubhouse. There goes a clubhouse.
blow the whistle
Ugh!
The perfect kiss!
Uh, yeah, pretended.
and they never came back for him.
But I want you to have it.
Way to go! Out of sight!
D'oh!
An eye patch? But I've got a date tonight.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Heya, fellas. I'm Moe. I'm your junior counselor.
(SIGHING)
The worse we treat you, the more you want us.
it was years ago when I was 1 0, back in the '60s or '50s.
I just blew my first chance at true love.
(GASPING)
We had just finished our first smooch.
Yes. And then your father broke my heart.
Well, that stinks!
Can you ask him if there's any scary bits? Oh, yeah. Hey, are there any scary bits in this?
Way to go, Dad!
I guess he's not coming.
Stabbed her with my knife
Why? Because I only kissed one girl in my whole life?
Ow!