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This brush here, I'm actually collecting pubes
A good kid with a gun.
Yes, on a flag. It's a teachable moment.
just 'cause he's better at it.
This is the International Institute
Toddlers are pure, uncorrupted by fake news or homosexuality.
that your children -- In the bowl, in the bowl.
Not all. Why? Because they will be shot or...
"Allahu Akbar," and he got -- He got shot.
and it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation,
and I can answer that question -- Sure. Please do.
I needed to find politicians who would fight
to try and heal the divide.
But rather than complain about the one percent
Fucked up.
but you move the 99% into the one percent.
All right, so, this is simple math.
How does one compete with...
and outlined my common-sense proposal.
I'll bet they have! [laughs]
[gunshot]
for three-year-olds.
He put a chair leg up my ass.
Shalom, children.
about a program and then indicate
♪♪
We were thinking seventh or eighth grade.
you have 99%. Yeah.
We want three-years-old who are real experts
What is the logic that these people come up with?
with firearms?
for someone four years old to 12 years old
Trying to catch up and trying to compete.
They're fabulous chairs. But, uh...
[man chanting in native language]
♪ Not the toes ♪
[chanting continues]
Take a deep breath. Calm yourself.
all the stuff you didn't need,
Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky.