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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oyster, shitake. Ah, maitake.
Oh, that's old. That's from college.
and I love you so much.
"Abbi, I'm so sorry to ask you this,
Okay, let's set these bad boys up.
- Okay. - (SQUISH, MEOW)
(POP SONG PLAYING)
This too shall not fucking pass!
Ooh, ahh, ahh!
This is what you always wanted.
Reality
is how hot and fun I am.
Let's do this.
Yes.
-k0o 5454
Four and three and two and one-one
Oh, no! No, no, no, no!
(SCREAMING)
I mean, I don't actually like them, flavor-wise.
BOTH: This too shall pass.
- Exactly. - Oh, portabella.
Just finish the text!
thus yielding the perfect stroganina timeline for today's trip.
It's like... Sort of like... It's like, it's...
- Where are we going? - Jesus Christ.
(AH-OO-GAH HORN)
And please stay. Eat, drink, mingle.
But it's the weekend!
This doesn't have to totally change our day.
What?