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WHAT PRIVILEGED INFORMATION? "PROM COLORS ARE GREEN AND PINK. PASS IT ON"?!
THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE. THEY SHOWED UP.
ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND.
YEAH? MR. DANES. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
YES, IT SCARED ME WHILE YOU STOOD BY
SO SHE SAT THERE, TOOK IT ALL IN,
RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD SEES US AS A GROUP OF SNIVELING,
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME,
NO? WELL, THEN, I'LL STOP GUESSING AND START LECTURING.
A "SHUT UP, NO YOU SHUT UP" FIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
MUST'VE GOTTEN A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
Lorelai: COULD YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME COFFEE?
GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR.
* AVE *
I'M READY, BUT THEY'RE NOT. NO PROBLEM.
DO YOU WANNA LEARN TO FISH OR NOT? EXCITING, HUH?
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE TO PEOPLE THAT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED HERE OVER THE YEARS?
THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK.
HE DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES, NOW HE MAKES HIS OWN MEALS,
IT'S TO COVER THE HOOK. THIS LITTLE METAL THING IS BAIL.
YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM. OH.
OH. WELL, DON'T.
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A UNICORN IN THE CORNER,
AND IN REGARDS TO THE STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING --
OH, I FOUND THE MRS. KIM-APPROVED MAKEUP IN THE DRAWER,
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT?
AND YET YOU'RE WILLING TO THROW ALL THAT AWAY
I DON'T LIE TO GUYS TO MAKE THEM LIKE ME.
UH-HUH. CAMPING?
OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? NO.
ARE YOU SURE? I CAN COME OVER TOMORROW AFTER WORK.
HOW'S IT GOING?
SHE MADE ME MOVE. YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED.
BUILDING ADVENTIST HOSPITALS. NOW, PUT YOUR COAT ON.
HOW LONG IS IT GONNA LIVE? HARD TO SAY.
WHAT I MEANT WAS...
I'M WRITING THIS IN MY LEDGER OF ALL THE CRUMMY THINGS YOU'VE DONE,
AND YOU BROUGHT IT HOME. YES.
YOUNG CHUI WILL GO TO COLLEGE AT LOMA LINDA UNIVERSITY.
BATHS AND SCENTED CANDLES. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP HER.
MAYBE I COULD GO FISHING...MAYBE...ONCE.
JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE IF IT'S OUT.
I'M GONNA MISS THOSE. GET OVER IT.
HEY, THAT'S GOOD.
SORRY, WRONG INFLECTION. YOU'RE WHAT? GO AWAY.
A WHAT?! OH, BOY. AS I SAID, A SMELL.
WELL, JOE NAMATH WILL FOREVER BE WEARING PANTYHOSE.