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AND YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FISH TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY
IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY AND LEGALLY.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! NOTHING, MAMA.
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
WAIT! WHAT?
HOWEVER, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?
SKELETONS IN THE FAMILY CLOSET, WAR WOUNDS, FUNNY-SHAPED SCARS?
YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT,
MAMA, UM... I'M SURE YOUNG CHUI IS VERY NICE,
I PROMISED NOT TO ACTUALLY DANCE AT THE PROM,
OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK.
ALRIGHT, BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'M LOOKING AT IS, YEAH, JUNK.
I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED A CARVED ARCH ABOVE THE DOOR.
THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ROCK IN 5/8 TIME? NOWHERE, I GUESS.
LIKE DR. DOLITTLE CHATTING WITH THE BAT.
SHE'LL GET FULL DRESS APPROVAL, FULL CHAPERONE APPROVAL,
SEXIST, WHITE-HAIRED --
SO HIS FAMILY ARRANGED TO HAVE A GIRL SHIPPED OVER FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
OTHER THAN BRINGING HOME A PET, HOW WAS FISHING?
REMIND ME NOT TO LET YOU CATER ANY OF MY PARTIES.
IT REALLY THROWS YOU OFF WHEN RORY'S LATE, DOESN'T IT?
A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING.
WOULD'VE BEEN NICER IN THE DAYLIGHT, BUT...
PERHAPS YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE SAME BOY.
TO BE HONEST, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THE COFFEE MYSELF.
FROM A BOOK? YES.
UH-HUH. OKAY.
SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
LAST MONTH, WISEASS. I WENT OUT WITH JOANNA COOPER.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
MIN CHA? SHE MARRIED A REAL MEAN GUY.
RIGHT. NOW, WE'RE TALKING DAVE TAKING YOU TO THE PROM, RIGHT?
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO LIKE JESS.
ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME. GREAT.
ALTHOUGH WITH RORY, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 43. REALLY?
I APPROVE THE BOY, NOW YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH THE BOY.
OH, YEAH? ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT YOU?
TELL IT TO THE TIMEX SALESMAN. MY GAVEL, PLEASE.
I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP A LITTLE. OH.
IT'S ALL WORKING OUT SO PERFECTLY.
HI. AND HI.
I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THAT STUFF.
IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE,
BUT THE THING IS, I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.
BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT.
I'M NOT IRS. I'M NOT IRS.