HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
HOW COME? ALL MY COUSINS IN THEIR 20s AND 30s ARE MARRIED.
NO ONE IS RESIGNING.
SO FOR OUR SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY,
FEELS LIKE WE'VE HAD TWO OF THESE EVERY YEAR SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.
SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, AND SHE'S NEVER MET HIM.
SHUT UP. I SAID NOTHING.
HE TRIED, BUT REALLY, HE'S GOT NOTHING.
PUT A CORK ON YOUR HOOK.
SEE YOU GUYS LATER. BYE, PAM.
ONLY IF YOU GO ON A DATE FIRST. I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU.
I GOT STUCK WHEN HE SAID FISHING.
TO THE UNIVERSITY CORRECTING MY ERRORS IN JUDGMENT.
UH, MISS...LEAHY?
SOMEONE ELSE? YES.
THERE'S SOMETHING LIVING THERE BESIDES CANADIANS.
GOTTA CRAWL BEFORE YOU CAN WALK.
YOU'RE WHAT? I'M LEARNING HOW TO FISH.
NOT THAT I EVER FEEL BAD STICKING IT TO TAYLOR --
I HAD TO RE-EDIT IT. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
REAL SCHOOL MATTERS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER HERE.
AND HE COULD LEAVE A RECEIPT.
I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM WITH YOUNG CHUI. WHY NOT?
OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. THERE'S THIS GREAT PLACE --
"PLAY LIKE A GUY, LANE." WELL, CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE.
OR RORY. RORY SUDDENLY GET THE OVERWHELMING URGE
I HOLD IN MY HAND EVIDENCE ACCUSING ONE RORY GILMORE
AND WHEREVER OUR PINKIES WOULD END UP,
THEN SHE'S GONNA NEED SOME SPARKLES.
THAT'D BE GREAT. CROSS YOUR FINGERS SHE DOESN'T WRECK THE CAR
I'D HATE FOR YOU TO BE DISBARRED.
LISTEN -- YOU'RE BACK. OKAY, HI.
THIS IS NOT JUNK. THIS IS JUNK, AND THAT OVER THERE IS JUNK.
MY THREE FAVORITE THINGS AFTER THOSE WITCHES FROM 'MACBETH.'"
IDEAS FOR FUND-RAISING, PLEASE.
OKAY. WHATEVER. EVEN IF THERE WAS SOMETHING,
WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT EXACTLY MR. DOOSE'S LAWYER. OR ONLY LAWYER.
"WHATEVER YOUR TECHNIQUE, THE OTHER SUCCESSFUL CLUE
BUT LET ME TELL YOU, SINCE THE LAST WEDDING, IT HAS DEVELOPED A SMELL.
BUT BASICALLY, YEAH, THIS IS IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THROWING IT OUT.
A RESOLUTION TO INSTATE THE ABILITY TO IMPEACH.
I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE AND NOT SAY,
COFFEE-TASTING? JUST YOUR TYPE.
IT'S A STANDARD LEASE FORM. I BOUGHT IT AT OFFICE DEPOT.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE SHARPER THAN THE COLOMBIAN.
OH, JUST YOUR TYPE. NO, NOT EXACTLY, BUT HE'S NICE.
SO?
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
THERE'S NOT EVEN FISH IN IT. TROUT.