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during my acute psychotic break when I was all…
Shut up, Freckles!
Yoohoo!
Look at him lying there on that slab.
[man] Look, a sea monster! Kill it!
Ugh, up.
as Zøg the Beast Slayer.
[Freckles] Don't throw Freckles down the chute.
♪ It's not hard to do ♪
But once the royal øg line reaches its end
[clears throat]
[honking and babbling]
Spyglass.
Yes!
Okay, boys, stay by my side.
But instead of rocks, it's jokes,
I'll invade their dreams like a goddamn genie.
to Grand Sorcerer of Dreamland.
You bet your fat ass it is.
-Who is this guy? I like him. -[laughs]
I can't treat her the way my dad treated me.
You won't miss 'em, Zøg.
with a roast of you, Zøg?
Elfo, can you go into town and, uh, invite the elves?
[dramatic music playing]
I am a genius.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, from the bottom of my heart.
I gotta find Bean.
What? The kitchen ran out of butter?
I mean, this guy, he's like…
Just a lifeless piece of wood.