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- AND KIND OF THOUGHTLESS... - WE HAVE TO STOP.
- OH, IS THIS MR. ULTIMATUM? - YEAH.
OR MONDAY-- WHEW."
IS HE THE GREATEST? ARE YOU THE GREATEST, MAN?
I'M A COMPLETELY CHANGED MAN.
IT WORKS. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.
YEAH, BECAUSE THE PICTURE THAT WAS PAINTED OF YOU
AGH-HH!
YOU TOLD HIM TO SAY THAT?
OKAY.
- IS IT COMING THROUGH TO YOU? - YEAH.
- NO? - NO.
THE NEW LARRY CAN REALLY MAKE YOU HAPPY.
I'M GOING OUT WITH CHERYL TONIGHT. I'VE GOT A DATE WITH CHERYL.
- OH, REALLY? - I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN. I DO LOVE YOU.
and she told me I shouldn't ever be speaking to you again.
NO, I SAID, "SPONSOR ME FOR THE WALKATHON."
WITH A 300-LB FUCKING GUY WITH A HAIRY BACK.
OH, GOOD NEWS:
AND FIGURE IT OUT, SO THANKS.
LET'S ORDER. I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET ALL NIGHT,
IT'S NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE.
DO WE HAVE A TIME FRAME? CAN YOU GIVE ME A TIME FRAME?
HE SCREAMS AT THE CAT 'CAUSE SHE DIDN'T VOTE.
OR A MOVIE AND A DINNER, DEPENDING ON THE STARTING TIME.
THAT HER THERAPIST URGED HER--
SORT OF A LOVE-ME GIFT.
- NOT AN EIGHTH-GRADER WITH SILLY SHOES. - YEAH.
WELL, MY WIFE LEFT THE HOUSE RECENTLY
HOW COULD YOU HAVE LIVED
I KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE USUALLY YOU WOULD COMPLAIN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 72? THAT'S BEYOND WHAT--
UH-HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? JUST GET ME OUT OF FUCKING PRISON.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD DO IT WITH HER. I REALLY WOULD.
WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO WALK?