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UM, I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES AND DINNER.
I'M NOT EVEN THAT TALL, AND MY FUCKING FEET STICK OUT.
I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A DIFFERENT PERSON.
OH.
AND I WANT TO HELP YOU.
EH, FUCK IT.
YEAH. YEAH, SURE.
IS THAT I'VE STILL GOT THE GOOD BREATH, YOU KNOW.
- THE NEW LARRY-- IT'S ALL ME. - ALL RIGHT, NO NO NO.
WHAT...?
BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
LET'S NOT EVEN WASTE TIME TALKING ABOUT THAT.
- I'M NOT REPRESENTED THERE. - NO, YOU'RE NOT.
WELL, WE'RE JUST...
HELLO? HI, DR. SALVIN.
THANK YOU.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.
- IS THAT FUNKHOUSER? - YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU JUST SWEPT IN THERE AND...
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU FOR A QUICK FAVOR?
FINE, OKAY. NOW I KNOW THAT.
SO WE'RE GOING TO DINNER AND A MOVIE,
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING ALONG WITH THAT.
WE'RE HAVING A FIVE-MILE WALKATHON AT VENICE BEACH.
THAT'S HOW WE FUCKING DO IT.
- YEAH, BUT IT'S A PRETEND MUGGING. - IT'S PRETEND.
NO!
NOW I UNDERSTAND YOU DIDN'T GET A LOOK AT THE GUY, BUT THAT YOU DID.
YOU'RE CHEATING A LITTLE BIT. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE 5'10".
I should go. I should go. Goodbye, Larry.
- HAVING DINNER. - ...HAVING DINNER, TALKING.
OKAY, LET'S HAVE A SESSION.
YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S GOOD.
I WANT YOU TO MOVE BACK IN WITH ME.
'CAUSE THESE ARE IRREPLACEABLE.
YOU PUSHED IT THROUGH.
GOODBYE, LARRY DAVID.
I INVENTED THE NEW LARRY, NOT YOU.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
AND, YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT MOST OF MY LIFE.
I GAVE LARRY SOME FLAWED ADVICE.