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I-I'm Kurt Hummel.
I try not to eat into my sick days...
featuring a young, nubile William Schuester.
it's not like I got a problem with it.
I took the initiative of making a list of potential candidates
Mm-hmm. Kurt Hummel.
- based on their yearbook photos. - Um, thanks, Rachel.
For the record, not all of us are.
and I'll be singing "Pony" by Ginuwine.
Myspace is pretty much the greatest invention ever.
because I'm sure all this extra free work you're doing
to the cruelty, but none of it is going to happen
No, he's not only popular.
She told me... some upsetting stuff.
Then, after rehearsal, he wheeled me home.
I don't know what's gonna happen with this club,
Obviously, of course.
How could anything bad come out of a glee club?
You're very talented.
Mrs. Schuester, I'm Rachel Berry.
That is definitely the song that we need to sing
♪ Just one more time ♪
and I can tell by the way that you hold your torso
I sure d-don't.
who don't have the arts in their lives,
You are my star. You are on Fox Sports Net.
- Yes. - Because I don't know
♪ I'm there. ♪
and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane."
It shouldn't be that difficult. He's already quit once before.
Hey!
Truth is, Mercedes, Rachel will make you better.
I mean, no offense.
but I also think it's a little early
You do your thing, I do mine.
- past the third row. - Racist!
♪ And even in your case ♪
Look, it's obvious that Artie
♪ Will ♪
We good?
I love you.
Her little bitty Jewish voice won't make it
And children these days aren't interested
There are bigger, brighter, better stars.
♪ Don't stop believin' ♪
singing ♪ Jesus. ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- You guys started without me? - Uh, hell yeah, Berry.
But part of the responsibility
and the unwanted, including a boy in a wheelchair.
♪ Though it's the toughest case ♪
Okay.
I got to go deal with this.
The Glee Club is one day old, and there's already in-fighting.
I mean, kids,
You know, I don't know what song to sing,
♪ I kissed a girl ♪
for the female lead, which I want us to see as a good thing.
♪ And on and on and on ♪