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My mother, she's senile, and she was drugging the coffee.
Please, I flew all the way here and it's Wichita,
I screwed up. I'm sorry.
And the whole time, he's like, "I'm Chandler!
♪ Away ♪
Run. Ouchie! Ouchie!
Yeah, but...
-Oh, Christ. -[ringtone chiming]
♪ And no one is gonna turn my hand ♪
[music playing at faster tempo]
but that doesn't mean I'm her father.
I shouldn't have moved in with you. It was maybe too much too fast.
-[sighs] -[phone dialing]
Look, I'm trying to do you a favor here! [groans]
Oh, um, I should tell you, I'm actually asexual.
-Guys, let's talk this out. -[drill whirring]
-The world needs good moms. -I'll take that under advisement.
Don't stay out with your new friends too late.
or we can hang out here at the Thrifty Lodge
-You could leave a little space. -Okay.
Shh!
[theme music playing]
This is that part. And I'm the guy with the story.
-Oh, no! -[drill whirrs]
-Well, onwards and upwards. -I heard you had a kid living with you?
The birth certificate with her mother's name,
I have nothing!
I had the contractor put this together while we were gone. Close your eyes.
Actually, no. [chuckles] What I wanted was a Belle-room.
What?
Before we start the rest of our lives, haven't we earned a break?
but it was your house and I moved in, and it was great.
you could knock down that wall and put in these...
[groans]
Whittagut dittagoo yittagoo gittaguys thittagink?