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Everyone else has one line.
There are two types of diabetes, but only one type of caring.
Criss Angel. You'd be talking to him,
You know, all my kids are away, and...
Oh, my God. You're so funny.
We're going to get married and I'm pregnant with his child.
Okay. Oh, God. Problem.
Even though she was exhausted beyond belief.
"The devil knows where you're hiding."
Gross! No! It's Jerry's sex night. That ruins sex and tonight.
He wants to know what happened on Lost.
in two episodes of the German soap opera
and you should ride up on horseback.
Diabetes. Yuck.
I've already been up for 24 hours. But I have a secret weapon.
Even My Tongue is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
It's 8:03. Your shift doesn't start for another six hours.
No way.
Hey, before you go on, can I just talk to you about something?
Weird, wacky stuff.
for the next 24 hours.
Well, on behalf of the Detlef Schrempf Foundation,
I've been doing some thinking.
But then, she went right back to sleep.
Detlef Schrempf!
No reason. Leslie, you know what?
Huh? Oh, 6'10".
You're never going to believe who I got.
No. Leslie, please.
Leslie and I had an amazing talk.
From 2:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m.
How are things going with Mark?
You stayed up all night the night before an all-night telethon.
I do say the cutest stuff.
Took a look in the mirror, said, "What's up?"
The Snakehole is booming!
I am completely screwed.
But they give me an insane 15-minute burst.