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about a dago fisherman. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a cock ring, just from all my lovers.
No, that's bullshit. No, no, no, the only reason I
Too many cats, sounds strange.
not gonna give up on her, you know?
Goddamn. I don't need anyone's approval.
okay? I just gotta drop the dead
What? Hey, Dee, any chance I could get Deed again? No, you're upset.
of a rough patch, and it's made me realize that I have not been
off script. No, no, Frank, blow the
to know us. Mm.
Why don't we just go out and do a dry run with some broads and
I'm a five-star man!
All right. Come on.
his value, and I botched it. He has a system for women.
My phone is, it's so old! Oh, my God!
Also, who's going to say grace? We should figure that out now.
No. No, I'm just checking my phone.
No, I'm not proposing, I'm promising my fidelity in our new
Ugh... Help me find it.
it. They're all here to get Deed-- the most empowered
Not bad, a little stiff. Got tripped up on the
What do you say we do some shots?
What else is there? Uh, can you put "Jews" in the
Hi
It's a c*ck ring.. Just from all my lovers..
He's a dog. He's a dog.
I will strike you down. : Okay.
I thought you got rid of Mac and Charlie.
Yeah, he was a doctor and super hot.
Yeah. We made it past introductions... Oh, yeah? Yeah, and...
♪ No, I don't want no scrub... ♪
that I need to, you know... Oh, and let's do 'em at Paddy's.
ugly chicks to make yourself look good, and you tricked a
I understand. Okay, I think I know what's happening here. Guys?
Oh, shit! There goes my cock ring!
No, this is, um, it's a promise ring. Oh.
Yeah, let's do it. Oh! What is that?
The other ones, the bird lady, the-the troll man.
and... What's going on here, dude?
Well, uh, you know, for the waitress.
You again? Listen. I'm not gonna change your
I'm a five-star man! I'm a five-star man!
there's just too many variables, you know?
and... I could slip right in and out
I'm gonna call you. Okay.
You gotta keep it light. Like, uh, a cowboy and a teacher