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great for me. Well, that's good because
No. I'm not proposing. I would never, uh...
That was jarring. There's no context for that.
I’m an essential-staff man!
And everybody's banged her. Except for me.
Oh!
No, no, no! Not good! Try another joke, quick!
Holy shit! What the...? We've never got
good rating on an Internet Web site.
Well, don't talk about the system.
I was never going to rate you in the first place.
No, I think the date went pretty well for me.
♪ Hangin' out the Passenger side... ♪
What do you got here? What's in the box?
that, you know what I mean? The star rating thing is not...
Yeah, yeah. Can-can you give us a second?
"Ugh, you're gross." Keep this up, man.
guy. Yes, of course, that's
Oh, please. Yes, please.
I was just hoping to get laid again.
and the girl will console me. With sex.
Wait, what? Yeah, they should be here any minute.
Oh, you know what? You were supposed to want that,
If we could master some pleasant banter and then punctuate it
Keep this up, see what happens. Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Who's the waitress? Nobody, nobody.
I like you very much. This is gonna happen.
I'm, like, sweating through my pants.
That's why it's dry, you stupid idiot."
And... it doesn't feel good. Oh, that's... really big of
I have eight cats that sleep in my sink.
you. There's this dago fisherman... Oh, shit! What? No...
Don’t you leak shit onto the bed regularly?
banged, but who hates you. Right. You're saying that I'm
Or you-- that your penis could ever possibly remain erect for