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I quit, and you learn what I do?
Come on, now. Monica has a good job.
I guess.
Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We are all ready for our presentation this afternoon.
Wow. I...
I should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.
I can't say I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.
Well, I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up.
Actually, I made a few changes. I think I'm caught up on everything.
I think it might be time for my sponge bath.
Um.
Uh, let me put it this way:
God.
Okay, that helps.
I tend to keep talking till somebody stops me.
How long was I in there?
If one more person says, "What a cute little boy"...
Well, uh, we're gonna have sex.
Pero, ¿por qué le pondrías un lazo rosa a un niño?
Okay. I have looked through a bunch of career guides...
Well, rise to the challenge, Tribbiani, because I just raised the bar.
Okay.
Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this.