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You almost got away with it, didn't ya?
Well, not like you.
WOMEN: ♪ Hey, don't mention it ♪
I did it.
JIMMY: Yo, Bill. Bill!
Oh, no, no, no. I made-- I made those up.
Nah. Read Bill's contract.
You know, Matthew, Joe's right.
The fact is, it's just plain boring.
Okay. I don't think you understand, Bill,
I just met him yesterday.
[♪]
No. It isn't.
Wait a minute. Wasn't that a little quick?
I mean, if you don't like the surprise guest we have
Oh, I see, I thought it was Good Morning, Bum-Wad County.
Okay. Yeah, okay.
Well, Lisa would be fine.
All right, that's fine. Putting aside lousy ratings--
Yeah, can you hang on, Mom?
Sure.
We stooped pretty low to buy ourselves a stay of execution.
All right.
I said, "Hi, guys."
Well, a 28-year-old virgin.
Let's cancel it.
What are you doing?
As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Um...
Is he always like this?
[CRASH]
So, uh, who's the special guest?
You know, she's a very warm...sweet...
I'm a virgin.
So the great actor is suddenly a great economist.
Matthew?
This isn't Good Morning, Bum-Wad County,
We're doing fine.
Considering he hasn't had sex in 28 years,
Yes, I'm insane. I'm nuts, Bill!