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Perfect. The Federal deficit.
Well, I'm just trying to do my job.
Is your finger in my water?
BILL: I seriously doubt that, sir.
Well, last night she managed to actually get my pants off,
[♪]
No, you're not.
Oh! Sorry.
That's a...serious decision in--
Wait a minute. Are you--? Are you talking about marriage?
...somehow and-- And now, you know,
That one.
ALL: Hi, Irene.
You must have tremendous will power.
All right.
Everybody, I have decided not to have sex.
Listen, Phil...
I guess it's not gonna change who I am.
I had no idea he was so insane.
I just need something to talk about at lunch.
[♪]
You heard the man. Beat it!
Sorry, what?
♪ The Real Deal With Bill McNeal ♪
I've never gone all the way before, Dave.
A possibility.
What? What?
♪ The Real Deal With Bill McNeal ♪
What do you think of the Federal deficit?
Someone's a virgin.
What about if...? If you picked a topic?
Did you just kick me?
rather than risk hearing another second.
All I had was an appetizer.
Mr. Seinfeld, this is not a gossip show.