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It's yours, J.D.
January 4, 1975
Hold up, hold up, hold up!
Jesus Take the Wheel, by Carrie Underwood.
My brother was killed by a Funky Cold Medina.
Oh, okay, yeah. That's great.
- Oh, no. Absolutely. - I'll try.
My anger not only cost me my health,
January 17, 1975
(LAUGHING)
The only thing to do is move forward and deal with it, right?
Get out of here!
fairly ugly janitor-woman.
and you are not climbing into the cockpit of a rocket ship,
are team sports. However, I'm here and I'm totally psyched to hear
See, that's funny because it's true.
Mrs. Zeebee, unfortunately the cancer isn't localized just to your breast.
No, I punched a whale, right in the face.
I knew it was something Puerto Rican!
Mr. Wyatt's chart said to remove his eight stitches,
I realized how easy it was for doctors to see themselves
In fact, my life would be a whole lot easier
Was she naughty? I bet she's a hellcat.
I'm not freshly ripping anybody anything anymore.
As for me, I finally came through, even if it was a little late.
How's that make us alike?