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January 20, 1975
(PAGER BEEPING)
but we counted nine.
But if it doesn't work, you'll just be an older,
Said the father of my unborn child.
Why didn't you answer your phone when I called you?
Can't wait to talk to J.D.
Yeah, they did so well at rounds, I'm just letting them watch a show.
You want a kid? 'Cause, I swear to God, I will mount you right now!
I'm pretty sure.
(SCREAMING)
so I'm just gonna dive right in.
- Hi. - Hi.
Let's roll.
January 23, 1971
I feel obligated to ask you about your relationship with Dr. Briggs.
And I'm gonna try to keep from hating the unborn baby
Say, since we're small-talking, let me ask you a question.
'Cause I think I do.
Mr. Slydell's ulcer perforated and he bled out. He's dead.
and hypertension, two conditions you often see in very angry people.
You need to deal with your anger issues.
Yeah, that you planned, with your wife,
January 11, 1975
I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee 800 times a day.
I don't see the downside.
Oops, Jakey.
(GROANING)
We're at war, my friend. All American flags are on back-order.