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January 30, 1971
so he had some sort of Vietnam flashback.
January 8, 1975
You've never been to Paris and cleaned a French toilet, huh?
Dr. Cox, I'm sorry, but my asthma is really starting to...
so I have nothing against giant queens, per se, all right?
and I trick him into marrying me?
January 3, 1975
and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant
You heard him, girls.
And, even though I never
Wait, let me hear it.
You be careful, you're walking for two.
Oh, come on, you've gotta focus on the positives.
Teddy boy!
here's the kicker,
'Cause that was the longest 20 minutes of my life.
getting co-workers I just met pregnant.
J.D. Needs us right now, okay. So, this is what we're gonna do.
Well, that's different, Kim. That's hilarious. This is life-changing.
Mrs. Zeebee, I know that we were hoping
for the kid from Kenya.
January 3, 1971
I have not.
because the odds of you ever actually having a baby
whose middle name you know.
in my belly that's made my ass so big,
Nobody does, Perry.
Las Vegas Police Department.