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Oh, you know what? That would be good. Observational humor is cool.
You guys still wanna be in our crew? I don't think so.
Killed dead! Killed dead! Frank, would you forget about Bruce?
we would have nobody left to mourn us.
a passionate guy like that these days... they don't make 'em anymore.
about our great adventures and our glorious triumphs. It doesn't seem like it.
We just have to go along with whatever he throws at us. We're so close to that money.
about my wonderfully warm and caring mother? No.
'Cause, you know, we want some tough dudes and some big dudes.
In that, um, she wants to be buried in it.
And a nicer penis. "
to Bruce Mathis, the real father of my children. "
Babysitting a bunch of orphans was not part of our grift.
Oh, shit. You know, we would have no one left behind us...
Good point. I mean, shit...
Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh...
"I cried myself to sleep again last night.
Dee's middle school diary to you, bro!
Who gives a shit? This is her diary, man.
for the rest of your lives about how crazy we are! Oh, yeah.
I gotta take a shower now
Tracy, cancel all my appointments.
Come on. There's no time. Just sit down and shut up.
You know what I mean? I mean, this guy would've been perfect for you.
Well, no, no. I'm... I'm very broken up inside.
You are acting like a real bastard, Bruce. That's ridiculous.
*big* time
So why don't we just do a wedding? Like do it tomorrow?
I don't really drink. Wrong answer, bitch! You're a drinker tonight!
Stash? Stash man? What did you do? I set him on fire.
Frank, give her some money. I'm not giving her shit! What are you talking about?
Why are you giving it to him? I'm not giving...
That's a greatlooking set of knives, pal.
What say we all bring it on in for a hug?
What's your plan? All right...
I gotta turn into a liberal yahoo just like Bruce.
You're giving all my money to that jerkoff?
that we'll need to use our fortune that my mother gave you...
Yeah.
I don't know your mom. Never met your mom.
All right.
Let's get the Stash man! Uh...
It's a done deal. Oh, well, that's actually why we brought you here.
Again, nothing sexual. " Underlined. Underlined. Okay.
You're not fat, dude. Yeah. You're also not funny.
"On the sole condition that Frank not be allowed in. "