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So tell me, how do you two usually begin your lovemaking sessions?
Okay. Okay.
If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.
I can't go within 500 feet of him. Plus, you know what?
Whoa, guys! Guys, where you going? Whoa, whoa! Hey!
What kind of shit is that? You just hugged me!
I got news! Your mother is dead!
perhaps you should start by, uh, kissing her neck lightly.
We were in Uganda doing a lot of work with the Al DS crisis there and...
You've gotta stop thinking of me as your dad...
No. Well, at least we still have Ernesto. Yeah, whoops.
The least you could do is let us throw your buddy off the roof!
I share this little girl's pain.
That Corellian Bloodstripe gives your body good length.
Well, then by the authority of God...
Yeah, okay. Well...
Presumably. Uh, "I give you my house. "
I don't want a bunch of tough guys in here wanting to fight me.
Goddamn it! Oh! Oh!
Look, we need to start the healing process.
I need to observe you two making love.
Yeah. Well, it's either that or digging up Mom...
We're venting because we're frustrated.
We could still go get Mom's jewelry. I'll get the shovel.
"was like all over him today in school.
Your pants, nice cut...
Okay, yeah. Just come by the address. We'll be there partying.
We've been lying. And the reason is...
Have you ever been scorned, Charlie?
Okay. Just tell me w...
I gotta get to that body while the earth's still loose.
And I know it can be difficult.
Where'd you get those? This old magician was trying to unload 'em.
You see? I'm just reading what's on a will.
At all. No kissing. Mmmmm.
Family and friends, we're gathered here...