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It's funny that I seem like that. Because I'm not holding up okay.
Hand, hand.
Al DS? You touch anybody?
Give her some money. What?
That's what I'm saying, bro! Our legacy! Our whole legacy here!
He's got a... He's got a very dry sense of humor.
Now, when he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.
Yeah.
Exactly. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by.
You know what, guys? I'm just gonna put "nothing sexual" again just to reiterate.
I am also broken up. Mm-hmm.
Well, then why did you cut it like... 'Cause it looks totally like a dick.
So let's go out and make some friends, right? Okay, let's do that. But first...
I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Okay?
who lie and steal and take advantage of people...
He didn't understand it. I understood it... perfectly.
I banged his sister too. Did you really?
Nah, he didn't read the flyer. No, I read the flyer.
We need a funny fat guy. Because every crew has a funny fat guy.
Oh, so they're like magical trick knives or...
Well, sure. Hey, man!
You're gonna tell everybody how we're like those guys from Jackass.
Listen. Would now be a good time to say a few words...
Well, there's nothing tougher than losing a parent. Oh, it's the worst!
Bruce Mathis? "A handsome man...
Just tell me what you are into.
These are awkward situations often.
As soon as you break character, you blow the grift.
Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes, of course I know who you are. "
Hmm! Because I've been thinking about it.
Who's that? Me.
I can't stop crying, Ernesto.
I wanna kill him! Mom just gave away all of our money!