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And laugh at her?
Oh, thank you, thank you! I can retire!
Sam...
Seriously, I don't think that Many people know
Kismet?
Don't you just love
Hon, maybe we should Split a pot.
* People are all The same *
Well, it's--it's just...
Like a mistress.
I wonder if that Sentence has ever Been spoken before.
Now, all i ask
And drink tea, are you?
I hate it. I hate it!
Grandma meg's Pressure cooker.
[Glass breaking]
I'd like to Pat you on the head With a pickax.
You want Everything for you And nothing for me.
You are borderline Anorexic.
I swear to god i didn't Do it on purpose.
Stratocumulus.
Don't you think
A nice, quiet, Pretty little place
And that tearoom's Yours.
There. Now there Are those tears.
Share it with the other guys At the firemen?
You're really sorry for What you've done here.
But it's her life.
Let's figure this out here.