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What the hell are you doing, Roger?
He's getting too close!
I splooged
(gagging)
(chuckling): So stupid.
That's all we got, right?
I got everything held together up there with a chip clip.
It smells like you did.
Here is my next car Francine,
Got a bunch of string that's not doing anything.
Excuse you?
In the mean time, you just need a distraction.
I mean, I'm no Christina Aguilera,
I co-wrote City Slickers with Babaloo Mandel
You're obsessed with me.
This thing can stop on a dime. Think fast!
you're not in love, you just have a crush.
Ooh, I'm gonna go get my tools!
(whispering): You're Yoko.
(laughs)
(laughing uncontrollably)
Roger, what are you... no!
You're doing great! Do I hear 40?!
Not bad last night.
No food in my belly.
Everybody shoots everybody.
(laughing)
Of course you are.
Oh, and don't worry about the camera.
Do I hear 20?
Shall we start the bidding at 15,000?
How did you find us?
about it, and all the awkwardness will go away.
breathing through your mannish mouth,
Here, here, try it on me, pretend I'm Hayley.
Don't do characters.
I’m gonna eat you one day.
(whip cracks) The SUV's not for you, Lion!
Really? Shut up.
Urgent medical jargon, stat!
The same way that hot dogs for dinner
Hey, you.
(applause) What the hell, Klaus?
Ro-Roger, whatever you're thinking there,
My bar is dead. It doesn't make sense.
She knows that.
Like-like a hobby.