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MacLaren's is bore-snore
- No. It has to be the two of us. - Why? Why do you need me?
That was beautiful, man.
- I am so sorry. - It's fine, no.
Barney, I'm going to the airport. Sascha, thank you.
- Keep your hands where I can see them. - Barney, I am going to kill you.
Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame.
Wow, it must be really well cordoned-off over there.
Don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport security.
Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag?
I mean, you know, guys see the ring, it's, like, Marshall parking only.
Dayle Dayle Dayle
Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up?
- They're both linebackers for the Eagles. - Both!
Lily, I thought tonight was about us hanging out?
The bar. Big surprise.
Philly!
Man, I wish I could, guys...
You wanna test this, guy? Be my guest, come on.
It's very, very sweet of you to come over and talk to me, but I just...
Marec 14, 2008
I just came over to let you know that you sat on a grape.
Both of their boyfriends are linebackers.
I'm not gonna take off my ring.
Unfortunately, that guy's boyfriend? Also the jealous type,
Robin! Robin!
She's having friends over for drinks at her house.
- Do you ever lick it? - Nope.
Philly!