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Gotta finish. [ Grunting ]
[ Groans ] How will we get Bart to take these?
[ Bell Ringing ]
Why, this is retardant.
- A little fire can't hurt you. - But Mad Dog was wrong.
They're to block the satellite that's been spying on me.
- So, Bart- - Question.
But the time draws near. Now, let's get those fillings out of you!
[ All ] Ooh!
A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious...
Sure, I can do something destructive.
There. Now the floor is as good as new.
And then afterwards- [ Whispering Continues ]
- Are you standing up to get me to leave? - It's from the book.
''The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens''?
- Hi, Marge. It's me- Homer. - [ Clears Throat ]
Who else? Major League Baseball.
Hey, Mom. Thanks for coming out.
No, stop. Think of the children.
What a lovely day in the park.
I don't wanna pump my little boy full of drugs.
standing up to that freaked-out junkie.
I heard about a new bar where men dance with men. Doesn't that sound adorable?
- Right after I blow up one thing. - [ Groans ]
[ Gasps ] That's amazing... and darling.
Why don't you just come down and have some taffy?
- Close the door. - [ Door Closes ]
[Jazzy Solo ]
Don't worry. We have a procedure for these situations.
- Oh, grow up. - Yeah.
You mean like John Leguizamo?
Tricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.
The only thing more effective is regular exercise [shudders]